tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83062549301427921582011-09-07T15:46:15.798+03:00"God gave you the shoes that fit you, so put them on and wear them And be yourself man, be proud of who you are" EminemBorohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.comBlogger241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-22003235518201120532011-01-24T18:09:00.003+02:002011-01-24T18:33:22.514+02:00Susţin acest oraş deoarece sunt un mândru locuitor al lui şi pot spune cu dreptate că în oraşul nostru au avut loc multe schimbări în bine. Câteva exemple ar fi reamanejarea parcului care acum este mentitut într-o stare excelentă şi care oferă posibilităţi de recreere atât celor tineri cât şi celor mai înaintaţi în vârstă,schimbarea stâlpilor de iluminat,crearea de piste pentru biciclişti şi multe altele. De accea votez Sfântu Gheorghe ca şi Capitală Verde a României<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-2200323551820112053?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-15749188729930463952010-10-03T23:24:00.002+03:002010-10-03T23:31:51.771+03:00Ajutaţi-mă şi pe mine să câştig un mic premiu de la <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Nikon</span>.:D <br />Tot ce trebuie să faceţi este să daţi un click <a href="http://apps.facebook.com/nikon-whoareyou/?pic=11789&amp;ref=mf">aici</a> sau <a href="http://apps.facebook.com/nikon-whoareyou/?pic=11789&amp;ref=mf">AICI</a> şi să daţi like la <a href="http://apps.facebook.com/nikon-whoareyou/?pic=11789&amp;ref=mf">poza asta</a>! <br />Am nevoie de tot ajutorul vostru! <br /> <br />P.S. : Fiecare persoană care dă Like primeşte o îmbrăţişare pe cinste! >:D< <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-1574918872993046395?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-50479373197689986052010-09-30T18:42:00.004+03:002010-09-30T18:50:51.933+03:00O serie de întrebări la care nu putem da răspunsul chiar atât de uşor.:)<br /> 1.De ce poate sosi acasă o pizza comandată mai repede decât ambulanţa?<br /><br />2.De ce lumea comandă un cheesburger dublu, o porţie mare de cartofi prăjiţi şi o cola light?<br /> <br />3.De ce putem găsi un loc de parcare rezervat pentru handicapaţi în faţa patinoarelor?<br /> <br />4.De ce sucul de lămâie este făcut din arome artificiale şi detergenţii de vase se fac cu lămâi adevărate?<br /> <br />5.De ce pentru a închide programul Windows trebuie apăsat mai întâi pe "START"?<br /> <br />6.De ce se sterilizează acul seringii înainte de eutanasiere?<br /> <br />7.De ce dacă zborul avioanelor este din ce în ce mai sigur, aeroportul se numeşte "terminal" ?<br /> <br />8.De ce apăsam mai puternic pe tastatura telecomenzii atunci când bateriile sunt pe sfârşite?<br /> <br />9.De ce se spală prosoapele, dacă e de presupus că atunci când ne ştergem ar trebui să fim curaţi?<br /> <br />10.De ce piloţii kamikaze purtau cască de protecţie?<br /> <br />11.Cum ajung să fie puse panourile cu inscripţia "INTERZIS A CĂLCA IARBA" în mijlocul peluzei?<br /> <br />12.Atunci când omul a descoperit că vaca dă lapte, ce căuta el de fapt în acel moment?<br /> <br />13.Dacă un cuvânt este scris greşit într-un dicţionar, cum ne dăm seama?<br /> <br />14.De ce Noe nu a strivit cei doi ţânţari?<br /> <br />15.De ce magazinele deschise 24 de ore din 24 au încuietori?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-5047937319768998605?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-25872343240915635452010-09-27T20:55:00.003+03:002010-09-27T21:01:48.813+03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TKDbkSb8haI/AAAAAAAAAMI/rDF2rzkFk-Q/s1600/candle.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TKDbkSb8haI/AAAAAAAAAMI/rDF2rzkFk-Q/s400/candle.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521654559627052450" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TKDbO4DitSI/AAAAAAAAAL4/O_7hvU3xmWw/s1600/lighter.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TKDbO4DitSI/AAAAAAAAAL4/O_7hvU3xmWw/s400/lighter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521654191768122658" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TKDbOu6oDqI/AAAAAAAAALw/eVPfr37GEZE/s1600/seers.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TKDbOu6oDqI/AAAAAAAAALw/eVPfr37GEZE/s400/seers.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521654189314805410" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TKDbOQMXK7I/AAAAAAAAALo/0fPImYQ6y-s/s1600/pliits.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TKDbOQMXK7I/AAAAAAAAALo/0fPImYQ6y-s/s400/pliits.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521654181067697074" border="0" /></a>Pentru că apa e cea care ne "aprinde" şi ne dă energia necesară!<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-2587234324091563545?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-29961595489352580502010-09-23T17:11:00.003+03:002010-09-23T17:13:35.282+03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TJtgOoq3pbI/AAAAAAAAAK8/ZamW3O0LFro/s1600/gand+graffiti.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 295px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TJtgOoq3pbI/AAAAAAAAAK8/ZamW3O0LFro/s400/gand+graffiti.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5520111572824335794" border="0" /></a> Luati aminte!:)<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-2996159548935258050?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-81150429186949231152010-09-21T19:24:00.002+03:002010-09-21T19:29:43.512+03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TJjceaibYqI/AAAAAAAAAKo/xnPenv78urM/s1600/whatever.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 399px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TJjceaibYqI/AAAAAAAAAKo/xnPenv78urM/s400/whatever.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519403758420452002" border="0" /></a>Pentru toţi cei care au avut "şansa" de a întârzia! :)<br />O zi placută!<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-8115042918694923115?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-47252283994636589582010-09-20T21:49:00.003+03:002010-09-20T21:53:51.845+03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TJetdKWQ2DI/AAAAAAAAAKg/_b752wqUB2k/s1600/life.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 312px; height: 431px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TJetdKWQ2DI/AAAAAAAAAKg/_b752wqUB2k/s400/life.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519070584871376946" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-4725228399463658958?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-42773915548961643602010-09-19T16:27:00.002+03:002010-09-19T16:38:30.249+03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><object width="448" height="80"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.trilulilu.ro/audio/folkforever/3b23407231d4d2.swf"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="flashvars" value="username=folkforever&amp;hash=3b23407231d4d2&amp;miniMode=false"></param><embed src="http://embed.trilulilu.ro/audio/folkforever/3b23407231d4d2.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="448" height="80" flashvars="username=folkforever&amp;hash=3b23407231d4d2&amp;miniMode=false"></embed></object> <br /><strong>Mircea Vintila- Pamantul Deocamdata</strong><br /><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/audio/muzica" title="muzica"> Asculta mai multe audio muzica </a></span><br /></div><br /> 1. Timpul vieţii ni-i scurt<br /> Hai să-l facem curat<br /> Trăiesc unii din furt<br /> Alţii doar din ce-au dat<br /> Sunt săraci şi bogaţi<br /> Laşii scuipă pe prag<br /> Voi ce-n lună zburaţi<br /> Pan' la cer vă urcaţi<br /> Pe spinări de noi sclavi<br /> <br /> R: Pe pământ avem de toate<br /> Şi mai bune şi mai rele, bune, rele<br /> Şi-nchisori şi libertate<br /> Şi-ar putea şi nu se poate<br /> Şi noroi şi stele<br /> <br /> 2. Voi ce-n lună plecaţi<br /> Cu-ale noastre izbânzi<br /> Nu uitaţi c-aveţi fraţi<br /> Pe planetă flămânzi<br /> Pâinea lor o mâncaţi<br /> Printre stele zburând<br /> Voi degeaba zburaţi<br /> Când cei subdezvoltaţi<br /> Se târăsc pe pământ<br /><br /> R.<br /> <br /> 3. Lumea-i plină de răi<br /> Şi de doctori docenţi<br /> Şi de măşti şi de vămi<br /> Şi de mari inocenţi<br /> Fiindcă naşteţi copii<br /> Apăraţi-i luptând<br /> Doborâţi monştrii vii<br /> Ce de-un veac de vecii<br /> Norii pun pe pământ<br /> <br /> R.<br /><br /> 4. Între cei care trag<br /> Şi acei ce sunt traşi<br /> Nu e loc de vreun steag<br /> E o groapă de paşi<br /> Între ei sunt sudati<br /> Cu un strâmb ideal<br /> Cum sunt bine legaţi<br /> Condamnatul de laţ<br /> Şi biciuşca de cal<br /><br /> R.<br /> <br /> 5. Fii ai muncii, aveţi<br /> Nadusala pe piept<br /> Cum stă nurca de preţ<br /> Pe-al madamelor piept<br /> Unii au, alţii fac<br /> Unii dorm, alţii sunt<br /> Între înger şi drac<br /> Trage omul sărac<br /> Înhămat la pământ<br /> <br /> R: Pe pământ avem de toate<br /> Şi mai bune şi mai rele, bune, rele<br /> Şi-nchisori şi libertate<br /> Şi-ar putea şi nu se poate<br /> Şi ruină şi cetate<br /> Genii mari şi frunţi tembele<br /> Vânt ce stă şi vânt ce bate<br /> Şi martiri, dar şi lichele<br /> Nedreptate şi dreptate<br /> Şi-ar putea şi nu se poate<br /> Şi noroi şi stele<br /> <br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-4277391554896164360?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-6402996331329832452010-07-19T20:21:00.003+03:002010-07-19T20:32:08.973+03:00<div style="text-align: center;">O veveriţă ne arată cum se manifestă lăcomia.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TESKnceQhPI/AAAAAAAAAJo/KhpBZqGExfc/s1600/deep-throat-640-02.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 186px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TESKnceQhPI/AAAAAAAAAJo/KhpBZqGExfc/s320/deep-throat-640-02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495669855561483506" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TESKnrlox6I/AAAAAAAAAJw/PR_ZCFnC7t0/s1600/deep-throat-640-03.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 272px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TESKnrlox6I/AAAAAAAAAJw/PR_ZCFnC7t0/s320/deep-throat-640-03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495669859618965410" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TESKn45luoI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/Ql8dVOELgP4/s1600/deep-throat-640-05.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 307px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TESKn45luoI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/Ql8dVOELgP4/s320/deep-throat-640-05.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495669863192312450" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TESKoHV2bqI/AAAAAAAAAKA/9Ai0e7P5g44/s1600/deep-throat-640-06.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TESKoHV2bqI/AAAAAAAAAKA/9Ai0e7P5g44/s320/deep-throat-640-06.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495669867068944034" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TESKoS55dnI/AAAAAAAAAKI/Qyuqi8xYoBY/s1600/deep-throat-640-07.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 318px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/TESKoS55dnI/AAAAAAAAAKI/Qyuqi8xYoBY/s320/deep-throat-640-07.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495669870172927602" border="0" /></a>Luaţi aminte!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">O zi plăcută în continuare! :)<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-640299633132983245?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-1252260216240119452010-03-10T21:32:00.007+02:002010-03-10T23:15:55.342+02:00Cu ocazia Salonului Auto International de la Geneva ce se desfasoara in perioada 4 martie-14 martie 2010 s-au prezentat cateva concepte uimitoare. Anul acesta s-a lansat si mult asteptata Dacie Duster.Daca doriti sa mergeti pretul biletului este de 14 franci elvetieni!<br /> Va invit sa vizionati cateva fotografii luate nu din presa ci dintr-o sursa privata(family bussines):<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f_h7kUEaI/AAAAAAAAAJU/9PE1C5uWHv0/s1600-h/DSCN9151.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f_h7kUEaI/AAAAAAAAAJU/9PE1C5uWHv0/s320/DSCN9151.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447103232718672290" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Audi R8 5.2 quatrro<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f_hsaTdiI/AAAAAAAAAJM/WTWqKOqNWcI/s1600-h/DSCN9159.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f_hsaTdiI/AAAAAAAAAJM/WTWqKOqNWcI/s320/DSCN9159.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447103228650157602" border="0" /></a> Oldies but goldies!<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f_hGDgtvI/AAAAAAAAAJE/fzqOaMRQxQc/s1600-h/DSCN9217.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f_hGDgtvI/AAAAAAAAAJE/fzqOaMRQxQc/s320/DSCN9217.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447103218354009842" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> Exemplar unicat de la Gumpert.Doar 1.3 milioane de euro...<br /></div> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f7vbo7iqI/AAAAAAAAAI8/ZU0iFGbGans/s1600-h/DSCN9120.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f7vbo7iqI/AAAAAAAAAI8/ZU0iFGbGans/s320/DSCN9120.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447099066619759266" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"> Conceptul de la Porsche.<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f7vbo7iqI/AAAAAAAAAI8/ZU0iFGbGans/s1600-h/DSCN9120.jpg"> </a><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f7vEd_aJI/AAAAAAAAAI0/k5qTtrJOUK4/s1600-h/DSCN9084.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f7vEd_aJI/AAAAAAAAAI0/k5qTtrJOUK4/s320/DSCN9084.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447099060399859858" border="0" /></a>Ciudatenie de la Renault...hai sa-i zicem concept!:D<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f7uzbJ8iI/AAAAAAAAAIs/H-JEZsasPQA/s1600-h/DSCN9191.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f7uzbJ8iI/AAAAAAAAAIs/H-JEZsasPQA/s320/DSCN9191.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447099055824564770" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f7uaZ3Q_I/AAAAAAAAAIk/mEyyDvKpTzA/s1600-h/DSCN9057.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f7uaZ3Q_I/AAAAAAAAAIk/mEyyDvKpTzA/s320/DSCN9057.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447099049108259826" border="0" /></a>1 milion Euros!<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f7twvWwNI/AAAAAAAAAIc/3hl6X3_1-no/s1600-h/DSCN9017.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f7twvWwNI/AAAAAAAAAIc/3hl6X3_1-no/s320/DSCN9017.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447099037924114642" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> Celebra Dacie Duster<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f5VncaQYI/AAAAAAAAAHk/6P-KZOur-ck/s1600-h/DSCN9044.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f5VncaQYI/AAAAAAAAAHk/6P-KZOur-ck/s320/DSCN9044.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447096424088617346" border="0" /></a> BMW....mai are nevoie de alta prezentare?<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f5VPUJ7RI/AAAAAAAAAHc/9o9ccgaY4UE/s1600-h/DSCN9218.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f5VPUJ7RI/AAAAAAAAAHc/9o9ccgaY4UE/s320/DSCN9218.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447096417611541778" border="0" /></a> Corvette ZR1<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f5U07uKVI/AAAAAAAAAHU/u0wB7D2EXDM/s1600-h/DSCN9011.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f5U07uKVI/AAAAAAAAAHU/u0wB7D2EXDM/s320/DSCN9011.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447096410529737042" border="0" /></a> Chevy Camaro(my favourite):X<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f5UQJvehI/AAAAAAAAAHM/4iKRrvc-fcw/s1600-h/DSCN9004.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/S5f5UQJvehI/AAAAAAAAAHM/4iKRrvc-fcw/s320/DSCN9004.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447096400656431634" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Ce parere aveti de aceste frumusteti?<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-125226021624011945?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-37998046986376624872010-03-08T20:35:00.001+02:002010-03-08T20:57:45.992+02:00<div style="text-align: center;">Cu ocazia zilei de <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">8 martie</span> le urez la multi ani tuturor mamelor ca ...mama e numai una! Exact ca in bancul urmator:<br /></div> La şcoală profesoara îi pune pe elevi să facă, ca temă de casă, o compunere cu titlul " Mama e numai una".<br />A doua zi Ionel este rugat să-şi citească compunerea lui "Mama e numai una":<br /> Odată veneam de la joacă şi la mine în cameră am găsit o minge mare, mi-a cumpărat-o mama, mama e numai una!<br /> Gigel următorul "Mama e numai una":<br />Mă plimbam cu mama prin oraş şi într-o vitrină am văzut o bicicletă frumoasă, a văzut mama că îmi place tare şi mi-a cumpărat-o, mama e numai una.<br />Bulă acum este rândul tău, "Mama e numai una":<br /> Odată veneam flămând de la şcoală, şi intru în casă şi strig :mamăăă mi-e foame, la care mama îmi spune: vezi că în frigider sînt trei chiftele, deschid frigiderul:"mamăăă e numai una".<br /><br />Dar mama e tot numai una asa ca :<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iJMTqibh3jc&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param 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Serghei!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">4.Un vierme îi spune prietenei sale: <br />− Dacă nu te măriţi cu mine, mă arunc în faţa găinii!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">5.Merge Bula cu taica-su la plimbare intr-un <a href="http://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C4%83stun_%28automobil%29">Lastun</a>. La un moment dat, intreaba Bula: <br />− Tata,tata, chestia aia din dreapta este Marele Zid Chinezesc? <br />− Nu Bula, aia este bordura....</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-4050751033027235709?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-26161466841119604262009-11-11T17:28:00.003+02:002009-11-11T17:33:42.987+02:00<div style="text-align: center;">De data asta nu e un roman/o româncă care o comite:))...ci un "adevărat" talent.Va invit sa urmăriți:<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_RgL2MKfWTo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed 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Dupa noua luni, mama a cules-o si asa ai aparut tu. <br />Dupa-amiaza, fetita scrie in jurnalul sau: "Azi am vorbit despre sex cu tata si e praf"</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">3.Lucrare scrisa intr-o clasa de fete, cu subiectul urmator: <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">− Abordati intr-o maniera concisa, urmatoarele trei teme: 1) Religie. 2) Sexualitate. 3) Mister. <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Doar urmatoarea lucrare a obtinut nota maxima 10: − Dumnezeule! Sunt insarcinata! Cu cine?</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">4.Cativa vamesi sunt intrebati:</p><p class="MsoNormal"> − Cat timp trebuie sa lucrati, ca sa va cumparati BMW? <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Ucraineanul: − 5-6 luni...</p><p class="MsoNormal"> Ungurul: − 2-3 luni... <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Romanul: − Un an jumatate! <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">− ?! <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Romanul: "BMW e totusi o companie foarte mare!"</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNormal"> <br /></p><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNormal">5.Ginecologul o intreaba pe sotia unui politician:</p><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNormal"> − Doamna, de cand spuneti ca sunteti casatorita? <br /></p><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNormal">− De 10 ani, domnule doctor. <br /></p><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNormal">− Si cum de sunteti inca virgina? <br /></p><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNormal">− Apai, domnule doctor, stiti cum sunt politicienii... promisiuni... promisiuni!</p><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNormal"> <br /></p><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/Su8seqZGe3I/AAAAAAAAAGE/acztNM8JnUk/s1600-h/laugh_ha_ha.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 307px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/Su8seqZGe3I/AAAAAAAAAGE/acztNM8JnUk/s320/laugh_ha_ha.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399583383527783282" border="0" /></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-367440143663094368?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-68515312735502290712009-11-01T18:41:00.003+02:002009-11-01T20:16:16.582+02:00<div style="text-align: center;">Bravo <a href="http://fazakascsaba.blogspot.com/">Csabesz</a>! Ai dovedit ca poți ridica sala în picioare oriunde...si la Sfântu Gheorghe și la București!<br /></div> Vă invit să urmăriți renumitul <span style="font-style: italic;">Csardas de Monti </span>sub arcuşul lui Csabi:<br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OI6twoEghf4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OI6twoEghf4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-6851531273550229071?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-48714184499219932582009-10-31T14:23:00.000+02:002009-10-31T14:29:15.160+02:00Adunatii Copaceni - Gathered Tree People, <br />Afumati - Neversober, <br />Baicoi - Youball, <br />Buhusi - Boo, <br />Buzau - Really Fat Lip, <br />Calarasi - Silly-dressed Folks on Horses, <br />Ciorogarla - Nigger-River, <br />Constanta - The Steadiness, <br />Dor Marunt - Miniature Melancholy,<br />Husi - Shoo, <br />Navodari - Networkers, <br />Onesti - The Sincere, <br />Pitesti - Youdohide, <br />Satu-Mare - <br />The Rather Roomy Rural Community, <br />Slatina - Slut Tina, <br />s...zia - A Very Wrong Local Tradition, <br />Târgu Frumos - The Aesthetically Pleasing Bazaar, <br />Urlati - Gimme Some Noise, <br />Voluntari - Town of Unpaid Assistants<br /><br />Sper ca v-a placut!:)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-4871418449921993258?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-86587931310601973222009-10-31T14:10:00.000+02:002009-10-31T14:22:15.928+02:00Zilele trecute am descoperit cu ajutorul unei <a href="http://statealina.blogspot.com">prietene</a> un tanar pictor din Iran pe nume <a href="http://imanmaleki.com">Iman Maleki</a> care reușește sa facă niște picturi atat de reale incat par fotografii.Eu consider ca acest tanar are un talent desavarsit .Succes Iman! sau mai bine zis إيمان النجاح !<br /> Mai jos sunt câteva picturi ale tanarului:<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SuwqI_gRHdI/AAAAAAAAAFU/FPuSaPy0HTM/s1600-h/2Portrait-of-a-young-man.jpg"></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SuwqIR_wavI/AAAAAAAAAFM/ZSzou9DNcaM/s1600-h/2Omens-of-Hafez.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SuwqIR_wavI/AAAAAAAAAFM/ZSzou9DNcaM/s320/2Omens-of-Hafez.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398736375068519154" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SuwqIerYmVI/AAAAAAAAAFE/bTat29cSMH4/s1600-h/2Memory-of-that-house.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 223px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SuwqIerYmVI/AAAAAAAAAFE/bTat29cSMH4/s320/2Memory-of-that-house.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398736378472733010" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SuwqIIxcRxI/AAAAAAAAAE8/TKl98KP6C6M/s1600-h/2Emigrant.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 218px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SuwqIIxcRxI/AAAAAAAAAE8/TKl98KP6C6M/s320/2Emigrant.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398736372592559890" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SuwqHzTD9ZI/AAAAAAAAAE0/7nnFTPwbFmY/s1600-h/2Dizziness.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SuwqHzTD9ZI/AAAAAAAAAE0/7nnFTPwbFmY/s320/2Dizziness.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398736366827992466" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-8658793131060197322?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-32731024152166062152009-09-30T22:08:00.000+03:002009-09-30T22:23:36.146+03:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" ><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" ><a href="http://festivaluladolescent.blogspot.com/">Festivalul de Colinde Adolescent!</a></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Avem experienţa organizării a trei ediţii de festival la care au participat aproximativ 3000 de colindători. Peste 50 de ore de spectacol adunate în cei trei ani de experienţă au adus spiritul sărbătorilor de iarnă în comunitatea covăsneană. 3500 de covăsneni au citit ziarul festivalului de anul trecut. 20 de firme şi 5 instituţii de stat au fost partenerii noştri. Colindele au fost cântate în 9 limbi: engleză, franceză, germană, latină, spaniolă, italiană, română, maghiară şi africană. 120 de voluntari s-au ocupat de organizarea celui mai mare eveniment de iarnă din Covasna. Acum e rândul tău! </span></span><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Trimite un SMS de forma : " Spiriduş NUME PRENUME , VÂRSTA " </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">De exemplu : " Spiriduş :Borosianu Alexandru , 17 "</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">La numărul de telefon : 0735.857.573<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SsOu0Z-CI-I/AAAAAAAAADw/QEcvdYjEOVc/s1600-h/afis+voluntari+cico.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 293px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SsOu0Z-CI-I/AAAAAAAAADw/QEcvdYjEOVc/s400/afis+voluntari+cico.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387341794612749282" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"> <br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-3273102415216606215?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-89059118563913664862009-06-14T00:09:00.000+03:002009-06-14T00:15:25.764+03:00Vă invit joi seară să luaţi parte la un spectacol ieşit din comun.Începând cu ora 18 la Biblioteca Judeţeană "Bod Peter" va avea loc Gala Serilor Albastre adică ultima seară din această stagiune.Veniţi şi nu veţi regreta...<br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SjQWoTS5TtI/AAAAAAAAADQ/bT1FkuSPBUk/s1600-h/afis_gala_copy.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346923539225726674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 333px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 226px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SjQWoTS5TtI/AAAAAAAAADQ/bT1FkuSPBUk/s320/afis_gala_copy.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-8905911856391366486?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-54288693472922336382009-06-03T18:38:00.000+03:002009-06-03T19:39:50.372+03:00Uite că a fost şi 1 iunie.Şi eu am sărbătorit ca un copil ce sunt.Dacă e să ne luăm după <a href="http://dexonline.ro/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Dex</span></a> definiţia copilăriei ar fi cam aşa : COPILARIA//E ~i f. 1) (la oameni) Fază a vieţii <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">cuprinzând</span> perioada de la naştere <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">până</span> la <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">adolescenţă</span>. 2) <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">fig</span>. Perioadă iniţială; etapă de început. [G.-D. copilăriei] /copil + <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">suf</span>. ~<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">arie</span> . Eu văd copilăria ca pe cea mai fericită perioadă a vieţii în care nu ai <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">nici-un</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">stres</span>,te joci toată ziua....asta viaţă ,frate!:)) Împreună cu prietenul meu <a href="http://aliexxa.blogspot.com/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Aliexxa</span></a> am decis să ne <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">plimbăm</span> un pic prin parc şi am dat peste alte prietene....adică <a href="http://statealina.blogspot.com/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Alinuţa</span></a> ,<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Moni</span> şi <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Roxana</span>. Am <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">râs</span> ,ne-am distrat şi mai ales am făcut poze(se putea oare fără?:)) )Mai jos puteţi vedea în <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">câteva</span> poze cam ce s-a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">întâmplat</span>.<br /><br /><div><div><div><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343132542695116114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SiaevQssDVI/AAAAAAAAAB4/MGaSIgF6__s/s320/ziua+copilului+090.jpg" border="0" /></div></div></div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343132546711030530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SiaevfqKCwI/AAAAAAAAACA/t2NtVhz0xa4/s320/ziua+copilului+111.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343132547781063314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SiaevjpRcpI/AAAAAAAAACI/82pY-1zkUhk/s320/ziua+copilului+113.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343132550149026482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/Siaevsd1srI/AAAAAAAAACQ/Lnl4_u5xiig/s320/ziua+copilului+091.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343132556068184386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sNMpYKDnSH4/SiaewChE4UI/AAAAAAAAACY/4B1jyDRTyiE/s320/ziua+copilului+109.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-5428869347292233638?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306254930142792158.post-65450282652838566122009-05-05T19:09:00.000+03:002009-06-03T17:28:00.096+03:00Şi iată ca mi-am făcut şi eu blog.Nu aveam de gând însă <a href="http://emilpantelimon.wordpress.com/">Emil Pantelimon</a> mi-a dat idea şi iată că am pus-o în practică.Nu voi scrie foarte mult pentru că nu prea am surse de inspiraţie....Însă voi încerca să vă înveselesc ziua prin postarea unor bancuri sau a unor filmuleţe amuzante. Cam atât pentru moment.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8306254930142792158-6545028265283856612?l=borosianualexandru.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Borohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16825999030002868147noreply@blogger.com0